You talk to your best friend about it all the time. You’re so upset you don’t even want to leave your bedroom. (But don’t worry, you will.) Has one of your friends ever dated your ex?
You’re like: You ask her about it and she’s like, “Oh, yeah, we have this in common, blah blah blah,” and you try to be cool about it but inside you’re like… You start to freak out, wondering what is going on. Thirdly, yet without intending to come across as territorial in a caveman-defecating-on-his-patch-of-land sort of way, that person was with you and was part of your life.They were someone who significantly contributed to shaping the person you are today.So you’ll be damned if you’re gonna give someone else’s penis your blessing.And it’s funny that we see this kind of thing happen in films and on TV, like it’s the norm – it isn’t!You may think I sound like a ball-buster, but really it’s about being a decent human being.