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Brooke, like many of the other characters on the show, realized early on that Lucas and Peyton were meant to be, stating that Lucas’s former fiancée Lindsey had no chance with Lucas: “I have been the Lindsey between Lucas and Peyton, and it’s not a great place to be.” Although Lucas, Peyton and Brooke had serious love triangle issues in their past, the three remained great friends.

Whether it’s the cuisine or the restaurant, they already have it figured out in their head.

Q: When is a man most intelligent, before, after or during sex? Add a bed, Subtract the clothes, Divide the legs, and pray you don't Multiply! Do you want to go back to my placae and get a little kinky? When they get to the girls house, she says, "Wait here I'm going to slip into something a little more kinky." She comes out from her room wearing a leather teddy, with a whip in one hand and handcuffs in the other, but the guy is grabbing his coat and heading for the door.

A: The washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you put a load into it Q: Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize an egg? Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions.

Though Jackson Brundage was only 6 when he was cast as Jamie, he was really good at memorizing lines.

When Jamie was first written into the show, a lot of his scenes were dictated by what Brundage wanted to do.

A: "Honey, I'm home." Q: How could the redneck mom tell that her daughter was on her period? A: He wiped his ass Q: Why is sex like a game of bridge? A man goes to the doctor suffering from premature ejaculation. Q: What is the difference between women and a washing machine? A: You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bust line forty four".

Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love? A: It's no big thing unless you aren't getting any. Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? "No, but I can give you the address of a woman who has a short attention span" replied the doctor. " Mirror, Mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop from a gypsy, and hangs it on her bathroom door.


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