Not the weird fake version of you that you created in an attempt to make him like you, but the real you. That last thought isn't quite as terrifying to me anymore.
The one who cries way too soon in fights with mom and snorts sometimes when she's laughing at her own jokes. The thought of my real, full self not being enough for some guy doesn't bother me at all.
Termites are eusocial insects that are classified at the taxonomic rank of infraorder Isoptera, or as epifamily Termitoidae within the cockroach order Blattodea.
Tell the too-long story you literally can't seem to finish without bursting into insane fits of laughter.
Playing games can help you get the guy, but it's being yourself that's going to make you keep him.
And can you think of anything more awesome than someone you really, really, really like taking you as the total freak of nature you really are? So, what's the plan of action with your latest guy? Text him back when you want to text him back and, I know I'm being bold here, but maybe try sending whatever pops in your mind instead of an all-too-perfect four-word message carefully constructed by you and ten friends.
ANDY: yeah, they actually are and they actually are very sociable. CONAN: No one on a late-night talk show has said when it's an invertebrate in a long, long time.
WHITNEY: what is your favorite article of clothing.